Okay, so you know how sometimes, once you see something a certain way, you just can’t unsee it? Right?
And you also know how sometimes, when you’re at an event that you’re not totally into, your mind can find its own ways to entertain itself?
Well, at a local college basketball game earlier this winter, I totally lost myself in the gaping face-hole of a male cheerleader. This guy, when he would go to lift the girl up or catch her as she came down, would open his mouth so wide you’d think he was secretly a Kirby with hopes to inhale that poor girl and absorb her cheerleading powers. And he did this every single time there was a lift. It absolutely KILLED me.